Zachariah Tourette's Tippett

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Watch Zachariah Tourette's Tippett’s set

Skips to 10:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I have this cool thing called Tourette syndrome.

And tonight, fuck, y'all need to know

that children are mean.

Fuck, I used to explain Tourette syndrome

as sort of a superpower.

Fuck, and then one kid stood up and yelled,

"What makes you think you to be a superhero?"

Fuck, you can't even win a game of hide and seek.

Fuck. They emote it on me.

Fuck.

Fuck. So after a few triple H moves later.

Fuck.

I'm no longer allowed to be a motivational speaker.

[Bit 2]

Fuck. Now I'm a Walmart greeter.

Fuck.

Welcome. Fuck you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Tourette's superpower implies heroic ability, but reveals losing hide and seek.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have this cool thing called Tourette syndrome.

setupAnd tonight, fuck, y'all need to know

setupthat children are mean.

setupFuck, I used to explain Tourette syndrome

setupas sort of a superpower.

setupFuck, and then one kid stood up and yelled,

setup"What makes you think you to be a superhero?"

punchlineFuck, you can't even win a game of hide and seek.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Tourette's superpower implies heroic ability, but reveals losing hide and seek.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have this cool thing called Tourette syndrome.

setupAnd tonight, fuck, y'all need to know

setupthat children are mean.

setupFuck, I used to explain Tourette syndrome

setupas sort of a superpower.

setupFuck, and then one kid stood up and yelled,

setup"What makes you think you to be a superhero?"

punchlineFuck, you can't even win a game of hide and seek.