Set 1 · Episode 443
Darius Bennett
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I just don't believe in how people get married nowadays,
people get married to people they love.
And that shit's stupid, I think it is.
'Cause you gotta get along with the person
that you're with.
Like I need to like my wife way more
than I like these hoes right now.
I like it, I really like it.
'Cause like is more important.
When you like somebody, you're more willing to apologize
for something you did wrong.
Like say I'm out in public with some lady I like
and I mistakenly knock a drink over,
I'm gonna go hoes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, let me buy you another one.
But if I love her, I'm gonna go,
"Why the fuck would you put your drink right there?"
You see me, I can't take you nowhere, goddamn.
It's always tough love, it's never tough like.
[Bit 2]
I was almost married once.
The closest I was being married was,
I was fucking this lady who was married.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Love-based marriage both claims devotion and yet produces blame instead of apology.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setupI just don't believe in how people get married nowadays,
setuppeople get married to people they love.
setupAnd that shit's stupid, I think it is.
setup'Cause you gotta get along with the person
setupthat you're with.
setupLike I need to like my wife way more
setupthan I like these hoes right now.
setup'Cause like is more important.
setupWhen you like somebody, you're more willing to apologize
setupfor something you did wrong.
setupLike say I'm out in public with some lady I like
setupand I mistakenly knock a drink over,
setupI'm gonna go hoes, I'm sorry.
setupI'm sorry, let me buy you another one.
setupBut if I love her, I'm gonna go,
punchline"Why the fuck would you put your drink right there?"
tagYou see me, I can't take you nowhere, goddamn.