Doc Ferry

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[Bit 1]

I feel like everybody looking at me right now

knows exactly who I voted for.

I like to ride all women in the bedroom.

[Bit 2]

Not very fond of women right now.

Me and my wife were arguing in the car.

She said, "I wish you were nicer."

I said, "Bitch, I wish you were Asian."

I don't --

I don't think you're the one who's gonna win this one.

She said, "I wish you would talk to me

the way you want to be talked to."

I said, "Oh, you want me to talk to you recordeers?

How about a broad job?"

We ain't married anymore.

[Bit 3]

Not very fond of women, but I still have a fantasy.

It's pretty easy.

I want to date a black chick from the year 1868.

Now hear me out. Hear me out.

It'll all make sense.

I know what you all are thinking, that whole thing.

But let me educate you.

Slavery officially ended in the year 1865.

The only reason I wanted one from '68,

'cause I heard them bitches was off the chain,

and that sounded like fun to me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A political look implies voting, but reveals bedroom preference.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI feel like everybody looking at me right now

setupknows exactly who I voted for.

punchlineI like to ride all women in the bedroom.