
KT #735 - TRIPLE H + CARROT TOP
2025-09-16
Set 1 · Episode 735
Ike Gazamon
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Muslim countries don't have strip clubs
because women don't dance when you throw rocks at them.
[Bit 2]
Kamala Harris does not use the N word
because she isn't black.
She's Indian.
Indians don't use the N word
unless their liquor store is being robbed.
[Bit 3]
So I'm from Russia.
That's not the fucked up part.
Does anyone know how to say book in Russian?
Kneaga.
K-N-I-G-A, kneaga.
I know it sounds a lot like the N word.
And you see Russians in US are fucking sneaky.
Anytime they want to use the N word in public,
They say "book" in English.
For example, that book had over 1,000 bottles
of baby oil in his house.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“No strip clubs implies modesty, but reveals stoning.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupMuslim countries don't have strip clubs
punchlinebecause women don't dance when you throw rocks at them.