2025-09-16

Set 11 · Episode 735

Jim Telly

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.52 punch density·3.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.52 punch density·3.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Austin has a lot of crazy homeless people.

This is a fact.

I swear to God, this is what happened to me.

I'm pumping gas the other day.

This homeless white lady is walking around the park

and a lot of yelling, "He's a nigger!

"He's a nigger!"

Then she looks right at me, "You're a nigger!"

And I fucking spazzed.

I'm like, "Who the fuck you think you talking to?"

Then she goes, "Oh, my bad, I just wanted a cigarette."

"What?"

"You got Tourette's, bitch, the fuck?"

I bet she was like, "What the fuck was that?"

She was like, "I'm sorry.

"I didn't mean anything by it.

"I love black people.

"I can't swim neither, huh?"

"Bitch, if you don't take this Newport."

[Bit 2]

Speaking of cigarettes, actually I grew up in Africa

and I started smoking cigarettes over there.

And y'all know those warning labels on the cigarettes?

Right?

Yeah, in Africa that shit's fucking weird.

Like I bought a pack of cigarettes over there.

That shit had a picture of flavor flavor on it.

I saw that flavor flavor.

I didn't know that ugly, man.

Cancer, nigga.

I'm serious, like imagine like they saw him go,

"Yeah, boy."

And the Africans was like, "Put the picture out of this."

It looks like rubbish, put the picture.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Racial slurs implies racism, but reveals cigarette begging.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAustin has a lot of crazy homeless people.

setupThis is a fact.

setupI swear to God, this is what happened to me.

setupI'm pumping gas the other day.

setupThis homeless white lady is walking around the park

setupand a lot of yelling, "He's a nigger!

setup"He's a nigger!"

setupThen she looks right at me, "You're a nigger!"

setupAnd I fucking spazzed.

setupI'm like, "Who the fuck you think you talking to?"

punchlineThen she goes, "Oh, my bad, I just wanted a cigarette."

tag"What?"

tag"You got Tourette's, bitch, the fuck?"