2025-09-16

Set 5 · Episode 735

Spencer Eskridge

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 40:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

If I was born a girl, though, my mom said

she was gonna name me Shay Lynn.

Whatever, my mom's name is Shayna Laurie.

Her aunt's name is Shayna Carroll.

So my first cousin, Shy, Ann,

has two belligerently insane aunt Shana's.

So, Shayna Lorraine, right there in the middle,

just so anal retentive, can't spell Shayna Lorraine

without A-N-A-L, right there in the middle,

[Bit 2]

but last time I took 250 milligrams of Sunshine LSD,

it was COVID, I was dating a bad alcoholic,

and I put on a long skirt and let my fucking hair down,

and there she was, Shay Lynn.

I watched Gone with the Wind for four and a half hours

and just fucking cried my eyes out.

Being a woman is very gay.

That poor, poor Shailin, though,

bless her fucking heart.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Anal retentive' can mean overly fussy or literally spell A-N-A-L inside a name.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupIf I was born a girl, though, my mom said

setupshe was gonna name me Shay Lynn.

setupWhatever, my mom's name is Shayna Laurie.

setupHer aunt's name is Shayna Carroll.

setupSo my first cousin, Shy, Ann,

setuphas two belligerently insane aunt Shana's.

setupSo, Shayna Lorraine, right there in the middle,

setupjust so anal retentive, can't spell Shayna Lorraine

punchlinewithout A-N-A-L, right there in the middle,