Danny B

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.06 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.06 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 29:33 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Have you ever met that guy? - I have not.

- You ever met-- - When you do,

make sure to shake the right hand.

[Bit 2]

- That'll do it.

- And--

- Stops the heart from beating and pumping blood,

easier to clean up the mess.

- Right? - I got you.

[Bit 3]

I love that people were mad they got woken up.

- Yeah, just when things couldn't get any worse.

I'm just trying to get some goddamn sleep around here.

[Bit 4]

I mean, the one time I did talk to him, he like expressed--

Tried to stab you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A stabbing victim meeting implies politeness, but reveals disability avoidance.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHave you ever met that guy? - I have not.

setup- You ever met-- - When you do,

punchlinemake sure to shake the right hand.