
KT #696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
2024-12-17
Set 13 · Episode 696
Gina Hyena
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Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.34 tag density·2 sets
This set·5 bits·7 beats·0.48 punch density·0.43 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I'm not even goth.
I just dressed like this 'cause my ex used to hit me.
[Bit 2]
Every once in a while I'll have somebody come up
after the show and be like, "That's awful.
"You don't deserve that."
And it's just like, "Get to know me better, you know."
It's my fault.
It's totally my fault.
Not just 'cause I talk back, but it's my fault
because I dated a pimp for four years.
Yeah, that should have been a fling.
My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home.
[Bit 3]
He wasn't black, Texas.
It was, I'm Italian.
I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know?
Like I could take a criminal home,
but I'm not gonna push it.
[Bit 4]
it is embarrassing.
He was half Italian, half Jewish.
Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.
Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible.
Embarrassing, embarrassing to hold it down
for a cheap criminal.
[Bit 5]
Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin,
your youthful outlook.
Data guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL.
When I meet young girls, I tell them,
"Date an athlete, just don't take the elevator."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Goth clothing could be evidence of domestic abuse.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setup- I'm not even goth.
punchlineI just dressed like this 'cause my ex used to hit me.