2024-12-17

Set 11 · Episode 696

Jerry Deebo Smith

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.93 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·1.25 tag density

Watch Jerry Deebo Smith’s set

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[Bit 1]

And a lot of people can't tell by looking at me though.

I like to tell people this all the time,

but I'm actually mixing myself.

My mom is white, my dad is black.

So a lot of pros and cons to being a mixed kid.

Like the biggest con to being mixed

is that I got high blood pressure

and miso thilioma, that's fucked up.

Y'all laughing, but some mornings

I don't know what the fuck wrong with me.

And here's the best part, this the part I like the most,

I have a big dick and a high credit score.

Brr, brr, brr, brr.

My eyes up here, nigga, get the fuck outta here.

All right, I'm lying, listen.

My dick is huge with my credit, it's fucked up, son.

[Bit 2]

My dad told me a long time ago when I was a kid,

he said, "It doesn't matter if you got good credit

"if you dick big, you'll find some fat white woman

about you anything you want.

I say, "Niggas, you talking about my mother?"

I almost whooped his ass that day.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being mixed implies balanced traits, but reveals stacked medical problems.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAnd a lot of people can't tell by looking at me though.

setupI like to tell people this all the time,

setupbut I'm actually mixing myself.

setupMy mom is white, my dad is black.

setupSo a lot of pros and cons to being a mixed kid.

setupLike the biggest con to being mixed

setupis that I got high blood pressure

punchlineand miso thilioma, that's fucked up.

tagY'all laughing, but some mornings

tagI don't know what the fuck wrong with me.