
KT #696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
2024-12-17
Set 2 · Episode 696
Matt Walker
Bucket PullYoungMan
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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.31 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I recently got kicked out of the hair club for men, because I recently shaved my head.
But it's okay because I've been asked to join some other clubs.
I think because of my algorithm, I've been asked to join pool leagues like the cue balls
and stuff like that.
But I reached out to make a wish because it looks like I'm now suffering for cancer.
And I won't be able to make my next minute because I'll be going to Disney World with
Joe Rogan.
[Bit 2]
I used to have a crazy just comb over.
So it's been just opening my eyes to new things.
I was just on last week, so my episode hasn't came out yet.
So I had a joke that was kind of relevant to that,
but I was kind of going with it.
It was something that needed to be brought to my attention,
you know, that I needed to shave my head.
At first, I thought Tony might have been being a little mean
and insensitive, but sometimes it
takes to take a good hard look in the mirror
that nobody close to you will tell you that, you know,
maybe it's time for Puerto Rico to shave their fucking head.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“So I recently got kicked out of the hair club for men, because I recently shaved my head.”
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punchlineSo I recently got kicked out of the hair club for men, because I recently shaved my head.