
KT #696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
2024-12-17
Set 12 · Episode 696
Sam Cokes
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.56 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 1:39:49 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Do you ever see like a super cut homeless guy
and just feel terrible about yourself?
Fuck the gym. I'm gonna start fighting my demons on street corners.
That's some high intensity interval training right there.
[Bit 2]
I had a date recently. It was a first date.
The topic of hobbies came off now.
I like hunting, but what's worse is I can only really afford to hunt squirrels.
squirrels so yeah I mentioned that and there's nothing to gain by admitting
you're a squirrel hunter on a first date yeah that is a lose-lose situation if
you're wondering because they have to respond like this cow did which is oh my
god get this redneck asshole away from me or or they can be into it which I
think is worse somehow if they're like oh my god you kill rodents and skin them
and eat their flesh? Wow, you're such a provider. That's so masculine. That could be dicey.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Street-corner demon fighting is like the gym because both involve high-intensity training.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupDo you ever see like a super cut homeless guy
setupand just feel terrible about yourself?
punchlineFuck the gym. I'm gonna start fighting my demons on street corners.
tagThat's some high intensity interval training right there.