Set 7 · Episode 417
Quentin Thomas
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- So I do a thing I think a lot of guys do during sex,
which is you feel like you're about to come.
You start imagining weird shit to distract yourself
if you don't come so quick.
But sometimes it doesn't work,
so I just end up coming thinking of weird shit.
You guys have no idea how many times I've come
to that Toys R Us draft giving birth.
It's a lot.
[Bit 2]
So I don't know if you guys know this, but Jewish people,
Jewish people actually don't believe in hell.
They believe that just from earth you go right up to heaven,
which I think begs the question, is earth Jewish hell?
[Bit 3]
I think it's a fair thing to say that throughout history,
black people and Jewish people have been oppressed
like about the same.
But black people have the spirit like black lives matter,
We're Jewish people are like,
"We're just trying to get through this."
[Bit 4]
- It's okay, I can tell those jokes,
'cause I look Jewish, so.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Delaying ejaculation becomes so extreme that bizarre images become sexual memories.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setup- So I do a thing I think a lot of guys do during sex,
setupwhich is you feel like you're about to come.
setupYou start imagining weird shit to distract yourself
setupif you don't come so quick.
setupBut sometimes it doesn't work,
setupso I just end up coming thinking of weird shit.
punchlineYou guys have no idea how many times I've come
punchlineto that Toys R Us draft giving birth.
tagIt's a lot.