JT Abbott

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.70 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 36:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My girlfriend and I broke up recently.

It's all good, you know, we didn't really see eye to eye

all that much.

She said, "Tomato," I said, "Cunt."

[Bit 2]

What's up with rock climbers?

Huh?

Get down from there, you know?

We already invented ladders.

I feel like that that war is over, you know?

[Bit 3]

I started smoking Delta-8 recently.

Dogshit weed.

Dogshit, and I think it's dogshit

because it's named after a dogshit airliner, Delta, you know?

Like I feel like if they wanted to get you really high,

they should have named it Malaysian Flight 370.

'cause then you just get so high, you get lost, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Tomato' sounds like 'cunt'.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupMy girlfriend and I broke up recently.

setupIt's all good, you know, we didn't really see eye to eye

setupall that much.

punchlineShe said, "Tomato," I said, "Cunt."