Colin Sledge

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.83 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.32 tag density·6 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Okay, I got picked on in school when I was growing up.

One time this kid put a sticker on my back

that said kick me.

He thought that was funny.

So I put a sticker on his back, it was just a target.

He was like, I don't get it.

I was like, you'll get it tomorrow.

[Bit 2]

I was always nervous around girls growing up.

I mean, I still am, but when I was growing up,

My dad used to tell me, "It's important to remember

that girls are more afraid of you than you are of them."

And I said, "Why?"

He said, "You're creepy, they don't like you."

I'm gonna be alone for a long time.

[Bit 3]

My parents didn't really like believe in me sexually

when I was growing up, you know?

Like one time my parents found this girl's panties

in my bedroom, and my dad confirmed, he's like,

So you think you're a girl, huh?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A target sticker implies a prank, but reveals delayed assault.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOkay, I got picked on in school when I was growing up.

setupOne time this kid put a sticker on my back

setupthat said kick me.

setupHe thought that was funny.

setupSo I put a sticker on his back, it was just a target.

setupHe was like, I don't get it.

punchlineI was like, you'll get it tomorrow.