2025-07-29

Set 8 · Episode 729

Isabella Carrozza

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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.22 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.33 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

My therapist introduced me to EFT tapping.

Whenever you get nervous, you take deep breaths

and tap on your face.

She was like, "Think of it as, like, a massage

for your inner child."

I was like, "I don't think my inner child

needs any more massages."

[Bit 2]

I started--I started going to therapy

therapy because I would get really bad anxiety

in social situations and become a huge bitch

to whoever I was with.

And my boyfriends would just be like,

"Oh, it's because you're Italian."

And then I went to therapy and she was like,

"You have autism."

And I was like, "I'm Italian."

She was like, "You're retarded."

[Bit 3]

During the pandemic, I worked as a cam girl.

I didn't do anything.

I just took my vibrator and did stand up comedy with it.

The men were like shut up and pee. Sorry.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An inner-child massage implies self-care, but reveals molestation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupMy therapist introduced me to EFT tapping.

setupWhenever you get nervous, you take deep breaths

setupand tap on your face.

setupShe was like, "Think of it as, like, a massage

setupfor your inner child."

setupI was like, "I don't think my inner child

punchlineneeds any more massages."