Set 10 · Episode 729

Max Sedawi

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·1.06 punch density·4.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.06 punch density·4.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

It's not short for anything.
I think my parents knew I was going to be stupid.
They took one look at me.
They said three letters.
It's enough.
I got an older brother.
His name's Nathaniel.
Yeah, I Googled his name because I'm petty like that.
found out Nathaniel translates to gift from God.
Beautiful, no?
Fuck 'em.
'Cause then I checked my name.
My name is the number one name in the world for dogs.
You know how many times I meet a girl, introduce myself?
Just for her to say, oh my God, that's my dog's name.
It's not a good thing.
She's not like, oh my God, that's my dog's name.
Let's go back to my place.
We'll do it doggy.
Maybe in my imagination she'd be doing that.
She'd be like, who's a good boy?

[Bit 2]

What else about me?
I'm Jewish.
Yeah, none of you look surprised, I get it.
Nobody was falling out of their chair right now.
No one was like, whoa, this guy's Jewish?
Thought he was Swedish.
Maybe Irish.
Maybe Andrew Tate.
I'm aware I have a mirror.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

A short name could be stupidity prep.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupIt's not short for anything.
setupI think my parents knew I was going to be stupid.
setupThey took one look at me.
setupThey said three letters.
punchlineIt's enough.
Max Sedawi - Ep 729 | PunchNotes