Micah Brown

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- Light bulbs are gay.

'Cause they bust in my ass, am I right?

[Bit 2]

Anal's a lot like surgery, have you guys noticed this?

Anal is a lot like surgery.

You got to wash your hands all the way down to your elbows.

You got to prep.

You can't eat the day before.

My surgeon hates it when I eat before we do anal, dude.

Fucking hates it.

The drugs help.

Have you guys noticed this?

Surgery used to be really bad before the drugs.

Hey man, here's a shot of whiskey and bite down on this.

You know what I'm saying?

It helps with the anal too, okay?

The drugs.

The thing that ties them all together though,

like anal and surgery,

is that the only thing worse is anal surgery.

Stay away from those light bulbs, dude.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Light bulbs could be gay.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Light bulbs are gay.

punchline'Cause they bust in my ass, am I right?