Patrick Lake

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 29:13 in the episode

[Bit 1]

>> When cops that are looking to get laid get rejected,

do they jump straight into stop resisting, stop resisting,

stop resisting?

[Bit 2]

A doctor's office from my hometown was raided.

The doctor there was arrested and charged with crimes related to trading sex for pills and sexual imposition on patients.

And as a patient of that practice, when news broke, I couldn't believe that someone told that was Dr. Feelgood.

I went to doc for back pain, and everything started normal enough.

Doc started checking me over and then doing those resistance checks.

Don't let me push your arm down.

Good.

Then the other side.

Good.

Don't let me pull your pants down.

But before I could say anything,

my pants and drawers were at my ankles.

And Doc said, "Don't let me make you come."

Well, Doctor.

And as I stood there, getting topped off by my doctor,

I realized I didn't know my insurance covered this,

and I didn't even have co-pays.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Stop resisting" could be flirtation failure.”

Joke Type

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setup>> When cops that are looking to get laid get rejected,

setupdo they jump straight into stop resisting, stop resisting,

punchlinestop resisting?