Vinny Flores

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[Bit 1]

So I'm a rookie to this comedy field, right?

And one of the things that a lot of the veterans tell me

is that you gotta be relatable.

You gotta relate to your audience.

So has anybody here ever done "Cracker Heroin"?

See, when I was 17, I shot crack one day

in heroin the next day with my older sister.

We were in a motel on the run from the police

and she was actively being pimped out.

That's never happened to anybody here.

I'm just trying to be relatable here, guys.

Listen, I'm sorry, all right.

It's not my fault, okay, that you guys didn't have

a family full of people that love to make memories.

[Bit 2]

And speaking of my sister's pussy,

yeah, you're goddamn right that shit got returned customers,

ladies and gentlemen.

That shit put food on the table.

We had to leave every two hours.

And you know, that deserves a purple heart

because her pussy got absolutely murdered.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Relatability advice implies common experience, but reveals crack heroin.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I'm a rookie to this comedy field, right?

setupAnd one of the things that a lot of the veterans tell me

setupis that you gotta be relatable.

setupYou gotta relate to your audience.

punchlineSo has anybody here ever done "Cracker Heroin"?