Set 6 · Episode 658
Audrey Michelle
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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.13 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.56 punch density·0.13 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Recently I've been congregating with a lot of women
trying to figure out how they start masturbating
for the first time.
See, with men and women it's a lot different.
Dudes usually start masturbating for the first time
with other dudes.
You know, they find a porno mag,
like, "Hey, bro, just found this mag.
You want to go check it out?"
Just 12-year-old Timmy,
jerking off with his best friend for the first time,
staring him in the eyes.
With women, they start with a corner of the washer,
maybe humping a pillow.
Not me.
I went straight to the electric toothbrush.
When you start masturbating with the electric toothbrush,
you never step away.
Now my clit is calloused.
I need a fucking bear trap on my ankle
and a noose around my neck to bust a nut anymore.
I need to pay the Chinese chiropractor in the mall
a hundred bucks to just start punching my clit.
Just fucking goin' at it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Boys discovering masturbation could be doing it with friends.”
Joke Type
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setup- Recently I've been congregating with a lot of women
setuptrying to figure out how they start masturbating
setupfor the first time.
setupSee, with men and women it's a lot different.
setupDudes usually start masturbating for the first time
punchlinewith other dudes.
setupYou know, they find a porno mag,
setuplike, "Hey, bro, just found this mag.
setupYou want to go check it out?"
setupJust 12-year-old Timmy,
punchlinejerking off with his best friend for the first time,
punchlinestaring him in the eyes.