Set 5 · Episode 658
Mark Wellborn
Bucket PullManYoung
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So my dad told me a story recently,
unlike that other bucket pool.
Yeah, so he told me that when I was a baby,
he tried to mansplain breastfeeding to my mom.
And since my dad grew up on a dairy farm
and he helped baby calves latch to their mother's udders,
he decided to give her a few pointers.
And he told me that the trick is
you have to rapidly smack the udder,
in this case, the breast.
And that'll get the milk to start to flow.
And then my dad goes, "Yeah, and she didn't care for it."
Oh, what, she didn't care for getting her boobs
smacked around while she was trying to breastfeed?
Or the fact you compared her to a cow, which...
Anyone else here play "Slap the Bag"
with their mother's tit growing up?
'Cause apparently we were.
My dad would slap, I would drink,
and my mom would file for divorce.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Breastfeeding is like feeding calves because both use udder slaps.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupSo my dad told me a story recently,
setupYeah, so he told me that when I was a baby,
setuphe tried to mansplain breastfeeding to my mom.
setupAnd since my dad grew up on a dairy farm
setupand he helped baby calves latch to their mother's udders,
setuphe decided to give her a few pointers.
setupAnd he told me that the trick is
setupyou have to rapidly smack the udder,
setupin this case, the breast.
punchlineAnd that'll get the milk to start to flow.