2025-03-18

Set 2 · Episode 711

Jovan Afzali

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.33 punch density·0.50 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- Um, yeah, so I've noticed there's a lot of gold diggers

in this city, right? You have to be careful.

I overheard these two girls. One of them said she would fuck

any guy with a job and a boat,

so I snuck up behind her. I was like,

"Hey, what could I get with a canoe and an internship?

Anything?"

[Bit 2]

No, it's tough to find true love.

It is, 'cause it's not all based off looks.

Love is blind.

You know what, it's not nose blind.

My girlfriend smells like shit.

I put my thumb in her belly button and her butt hole.

I pulled it out, it smelled exactly the same.

What's going on?

[Bit 3]

I don't actually have a girlfriend.

Sometimes I like to make up imaginary girlfriends.

Right now, I'm dating this black girl.

Her name's Double Entendre.

She's really kind, but she makes me do weird things

in the bedroom.

Like, she'll make me do blackface,

and she'll do whiteface, so then we 69,

and it looks like yin-yang.

It's kind of --

And she's always telling me -- she's like,

"Joeven, bring food in the bedroom,"

but I'm out of whipped cream, so I'm like,

"Okay, I have caramelized onions and Swiss cheese."

So I'll spit on her.

I'm like, "Phew, who's my little patty melt?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sex requirements could be met with canoe and internship.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- Um, yeah, so I've noticed there's a lot of gold diggers

setupin this city, right? You have to be careful.

setupI overheard these two girls. One of them said she would fuck

setupany guy with a job and a boat,

setupso I snuck up behind her. I was like,

punchline"Hey, what could I get with a canoe and an internship?

tagAnything?"