A.J. Jackson

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[Bit 1]

- So I got high as hell the other day

and started watching Forrest Gump,

and I realized why that movie is so timeless.

'Cause women are whores and men are retarded, huh?

[Bit 2]

- All right, so I'm a '90s baby.

I'm a big fan of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

I think the Power Rangers' badass, huh?

Y'all know what else is badass?

Abortion!

Hell yeah, I think abortion clinics

are still in the Power Rangers' thunder.

Right, Ozzy, get over here.

Ozzy, come here.

'Cause abortion clinics, they'll be like, "Dude, the patient will get out on the desk,"

and they'll be like, "You ready? You ready?"

And the abortion doctors will go, "It's abortin' time! Code hanger-saver, power up!

Ha! Baby blaster, blah, blah, blah, blah! Go, go kill some babies!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Forrest Gump timeless implies deep meaning but reveals gender stereotypes.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I got high as hell the other day

setupand started watching Forrest Gump,

setupand I realized why that movie is so timeless.

punchline'Cause women are whores and men are retarded, huh?