Set 5 · Episode 715

Chris Dunn

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I can't believe I'm going to say this to an arena,
but it's my wife's time of the month right now.
Not her period, that's just what I call it
when she covers 100% of our bills.
It's pretty emasculating,
I'm the one who can't fuck for a week.
I thought moving in together would solve the problem,
but our pay periods haven't synced up yet.
Mine's late.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

"Time of the month" can mean a period or when wife pays all the bills.

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI can't believe I'm going to say this to an arena,
setupbut it's my wife's time of the month right now.
setupNot her period, that's just what I call it
punchlinewhen she covers 100% of our bills.
tagIt's pretty emasculating,
tagI'm the one who can't fuck for a week.
Chris Dunn - Ep 715 | PunchNotes