2025-04-22

Set 9 · Episode 715

Maniac

Bucket PullManLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:22:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Fun fact, I'm not racist.

In fact, my ex-wife is black.

We were married for eight years, three kids together.

And just because I hate that bitch

doesn't mean I hate all black people.

It's case by case.

[Bit 2]

Another fun fact, I used to fuck my couch.

Oh yeah, when I was a kid,

"How'd you fuck that shit out of that couch?"

The problem is, I trained on this couch,

and the cushions go straight up and down, just like this.

And that's how I trained.

I'd lay on top and punch straight down.

So when I got my first piece of pussy, my angles were off.

Pussy's more of an upshot, right?

So I had this poor girl laying on the bed

and I'm just laying on top of her

and I'm just stabbing straight down

and just fucking the shit out of

the crease between her thighs.

And I'm just giving it to her for like 30 seconds.

And then she stops me and she says, "Hey, guy,

it's not even in."

And I had already finished.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hating a Black ex-wife both proves and yet disproves racism.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setup- Fun fact, I'm not racist.

setupIn fact, my ex-wife is black.

setupWe were married for eight years, three kids together.

setupAnd just because I hate that bitch

punchlinedoesn't mean I hate all black people.

tagIt's case by case.