Mitch Kralinger

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[Bit 1]

As someone who works in the field of marine biology, sometimes people ask me about sea

level rise, because that's a scary thing you hear about.

And I have to say, I'm not really all that worried about our ocean levels rising up.

Because for me, I just see that as job growth.

I'm just getting more to explore.

[Bit 2]

My career is growing at an alarming rate of a quarter inch a year, which to put that into

that's the same rate that my hair is falling out. So if you see me in like a

year from now, now you can look at the top of my head and then decide if you

still really want to invest in that oceanfront property. One of my favorite

[Bit 3]

facts about sea turtles is that they're, one of my favorite facts about sea

turtles is that their sex is determined by the temperature of their nest. So if

the sand is really warm then they develop as females and if the sand is

call to develop as males because even in the world of sea turtles males and females cannot

agree on what temp did I go over time no even in the world of sea turtles males and females

cannot agree on what temperature the thermostat should be set to all right Jesus fucking Christ

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sea level rise could be job growth for marine biologists.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupAs someone who works in the field of marine biology, sometimes people ask me about sea

setuplevel rise, because that's a scary thing you hear about.

setupAnd I have to say, I'm not really all that worried about our ocean levels rising up.

punchlineBecause for me, I just see that as job growth.

tagI'm just getting more to explore.