Set 13 · Episode 680

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, I--I like it a lot. I like it a lot.
Man, everybody say New York is a melting pot.
It's a melting pot full of people.
Everybody just in one place. You know what I'm saying?
And I--I--I don't believe that at all.
You have Chinatown,
Koreatown, Harlem,
Spanish Harlem,
Niggatown, I mean the Bronx.
That's segregated as fuck, dog.

[Bit 2]

why the city smell like piss, you know what I'm sayin'?
This place is terrible.
I was on the subway today,
and I seen a rat eatin' a homeless nigga.
I don't like this place at all.

[Bit 3]

It's strange.
Everybody here, every person from New York
is that rude as fuck.
They mean as hell, dog.
They like, "Yeah, you know, you know,
"that's just how we hear our personality in New York."
Nigga, you rude, bitch.
That's not a personality.

[Bit 4]

Oh, we got pizza.
We got pizza.
It's delicious.
The cheapest shit ever
Kill yourself

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

New York being a melting pot implies integration, but reveals racial segregation by neighborhood.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, I--I like it a lot. I like it a lot.
setupMan, everybody say New York is a melting pot.
setupIt's a melting pot full of people.
setupEverybody just in one place. You know what I'm saying?
setupAnd I--I--I don't believe that at all.
setupYou have Chinatown,
setupKoreatown, Harlem,
setupSpanish Harlem,
punchlineNiggatown, I mean the Bronx.
tagThat's segregated as fuck, dog.
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