Set 1 · Episode 680
Corey Albert
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
>> All right guys, I am recently single.
I just got into a breakup, so I'm dating again, which fucking sucks.
Dating nowadays is the worst in history.
I say it's harder to date now than it was during the Holocaust.
At least when you dated during the Holocaust,
it was real easy to get a girl's number.
Is that a three? Two?
Fuck it, let's go back to my place and shower.
[Bit 2]
It also sucks because I no longer get blowjobs,
and those are my favorite thing.
I still remember my first blowjob,
and the only reason I remember it is because of the day.
It was a day I could never forget.
September 11, 2001.
Fifth grade, under the bleachers.
I think this chick had some sort of fixation on tragedy
because she was twice as horny.
She grabbed my head, pushed me down first,
and said the towers aren't the only thing going down.
And that's still the sexiest thing
I've ever heard to this day.
And then she went down,
and I don't know how long she was there for,
but I think we already invaded Iraq.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Getting a girl's number during the Holocaust implies a phone number, but reveals a tattooed prisoner number.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup>> All right guys, I am recently single.
setupI just got into a breakup, so I'm dating again, which fucking sucks.
setupDating nowadays is the worst in history.
setupI say it's harder to date now than it was during the Holocaust.
setupAt least when you dated during the Holocaust,
setupit was real easy to get a girl's number.
punchlineIs that a three? Two?
tagFuck it, let's go back to my place and shower.