Johnny J

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.11 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.11 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 59:21 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey gentlemen, raise your hands if you ever caught your lady, caught your jerking off.

Raise your hands.

Now ladies, raise your hands if you ever actually caught your man jerking off.

Yeah, alright.

So I was in the bathroom jerking off one time, looking in the mirror per usual, and I hear

the door open.

I'm like, "Fuck, my girl's here."

It's my best friend.

Keep a straight face eye to eye.

Best orgasm I think I might have ever had in my entire,

I'm not gay.

Best orgasm I've ever had in my entire life.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting caught masturbating by a best friend implies embarrassment, but reveals best orgasm ever.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey gentlemen, raise your hands if you ever caught your lady, caught your jerking off.

setupRaise your hands.

setupNow ladies, raise your hands if you ever actually caught your man jerking off.

setupSo I was in the bathroom jerking off one time, looking in the mirror per usual, and I hear

setupthe door open.

setupI'm like, "Fuck, my girl's here."

setupIt's my best friend.

setupKeep a straight face eye to eye.

setupBest orgasm I think I might have ever had in my entire,

punchlineI'm not gay.

tagBest orgasm I've ever had in my entire life.