Set 11 · Episode 680
Manny Ramos
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
All right guys, I finally have a girlfriend,
which is great, I love that.
I hate dating, being single is fucking tough.
Sometimes people are fucking mean
when you're fucking dating.
I know I was on a date with this girl,
we're having dinner, and I'm looking at her,
she's looking at me, and out of nowhere,
she's like, you know what, it's all right
you're not six feet tall.
You're a short king.
You're just kind of fucked up, you know?
It's kind of like a double standard, right?
Short king.
I can't be going out with like a thicker woman
and just be like, "Hey, you know what?
"It's all right that you're a fat queen."
Date's fucking done, right?
It's not fucking cool.
I'm just kidding, guys.
I would never date a fat chick, dude.
[Bit 2]
Man. The thing that pissed me off the most about that date was that I'm 5'8"
and this girl is five foot nothing. I'm a whole dick taller than you. Maybe not
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Women both accept being called short king and yet would reject fat queen.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setupAll right guys, I finally have a girlfriend,
setupwhich is great, I love that.
setupI hate dating, being single is fucking tough.
setupSometimes people are fucking mean
setupwhen you're fucking dating.
setupI know I was on a date with this girl,
setupwe're having dinner, and I'm looking at her,
setupshe's looking at me, and out of nowhere,
setupshe's like, you know what, it's all right
setupyou're not six feet tall.
setupYou're a short king.
setupYou're just kind of fucked up, you know?
setupIt's kind of like a double standard, right?
setupShort king.
setupI can't be going out with like a thicker woman
setupand just be like, "Hey, you know what?
punchline"It's all right that you're a fat queen."
tagDate's fucking done, right?
tagIt's not fucking cool.