Oleg Cutler

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[Bit 1]

I don't know if you guys heard the news today but Johnson & Johnson recently announced that

they're coming out with an AIDS vaccine guys.

They're coming out with an AIDS vaccine.

They're gonna be calling it Magic Johnson.

That's the name of the vaccine guys.

The only side effect is your youngest son might come out as trans.

Might guys.

So depending on who you are, it might be easier to deal with the AIDS is what I'm saying to

you guys, is what I'm saying.

[Bit 2]

One of my friends recently told me that they're addicted to porn and I'm just letting you

know that's not a real thing guys.

What does that even mean?

As soon as you nut, you put it away.

That's what porn is used for guys.

But I'll tell you when porn is going to be an addiction guys.

is going to be an addiction when they start putting fentanyl in the porn, guys.

When they start putting fentanyl in the porn, that's...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Magic Johnson" can mean the NBA star with HIV or an AIDS vaccine name.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI don't know if you guys heard the news today but Johnson & Johnson recently announced that

setupthey're coming out with an AIDS vaccine guys.

setupThey're coming out with an AIDS vaccine.

punchlineThey're gonna be calling it Magic Johnson.

tagThat's the name of the vaccine guys.