Cam Patterson

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.23 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 58:13 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just put, "Oh, you got to really be gay to like men

'cause women got assholes, too."

They got the same asshole.

You could have clothed, you could blindfold a gay nigga

and show him two different assholes.

He wouldn't know the difference.

There'd be no way.

[Bit 2]

It's like, I was in, when I was in a,

when I first fucked a girl when I was 17,

and she told me to fuck in her ass,

and I said, "No, that's gay," right?

And I went to work the next day,

and all my coworkers was like,

"Why you ain't do it, nigga?

"When you get older, you gonna,"

you know what I'm saying?

"You don't know that's not gay."

And I'm like, "You get older, you just become gay?

"That's crazy," right?

[Bit 3]

I will tell you this though.

I'm pretty, I like Les Mis.

Les Mis is cool.

Les Mis is pretty cool.

'Cause like, what's better than one pisser?

Two, you know what I'm saying?

That's five.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Liking men for anal sex implies preference, but reveals women offer the same anatomy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just put, "Oh, you got to really be gay to like men

punchline'cause women got assholes, too."