KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

Set 4 · Episode 684

Chris Diorio

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.39 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 48:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Alright, so growing up I had a very weird senior prom,

and my date, she did not have a good night at all.

Now to be fair, she wasn't the prettiest girl in the whole world,

but man, her body...

still hasn't been found.

Hope she's doing well.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of bodies, I'm feeling kind of sad

'cause I realized recently that we could have cut

the obesity epidemic in this country in half

if we had just put that transgender person

on a can of Mountain Dew instead.

Listen, say what you want,

but if we got red next to Boycott Mountain Dew,

this whole country would be a CrossFit gym

within six months, all right?

And listen, I never got the whole

Bud Light controversy, okay?

I just thought they were trying

to promote safe drinking, right?

Like you got all your boys, you drink your Bud Lights,

you look down at the can,

and as soon as Dylan Mulvaney looks fuckable,

time to go home, boys.

Time to go home.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A prom-date compliment implies sexual admiration, but reveals murder.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAlright, so growing up I had a very weird senior prom,

setupand my date, she did not have a good night at all.

setupNow to be fair, she wasn't the prettiest girl in the whole world,

setupbut man, her body...

punchlinestill hasn't been found.

tagHope she's doing well.