KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

Set 2 · Episode 684

Duncan Stone Street

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.15 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 13:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Y'all probably can't tell by looking at me,

but I fucking love Lizzo.

I do.

Most of my friends, they tell me all the time,

that's disgusting.

You shouldn't like big girls like that.

I can't believe you admit that.

I'm from Mississippi.

We don't brag about catching the smallest fish.

[Bit 2]

But I do, I fucking love Lizzo.

I get the same feeling seeing her

as when I see like a fresh rotisserie chicken

at three in the afternoon after day drinking

and I got $18 left and you know that one you need to survive.

[Bit 3]

I was on her side when she got all that negative press too.

You know, I don't know if y'all heard,

she shoved a banana and a stripper's pussy

and tried to make one of the backup dancers eat it.

Y'all hear about that?

Allegedly.

But I was on her side.

I thought we should point out the positives, you know.

At least her big ass is eating fruit now.

It's the wrong lips, but it starts to start, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Loving a big woman implies questionable taste, but reveals she is small by Mississippi standards.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupY'all probably can't tell by looking at me,

setupbut I fucking love Lizzo.

setupI do.

setupMost of my friends, they tell me all the time,

setupthat's disgusting.

setupYou shouldn't like big girls like that.

setupI can't believe you admit that.

setupI'm from Mississippi.

punchlineWe don't brag about catching the smallest fish.