KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

Set 6 · Episode 684

Jenny with an I

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.56 punch density·0.80 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 1:56:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I saw a Billboard on the way over here.

It had Nike slogan on it, just do it.

And I thought, that makes fucking sense.

Cause all I picture were kids in sweatshops

and their boss yelling at them, just do it!

Just fucking do it!

[Bit 2]

I'm Puerto Rican.

Yeah, represent.

I'm a very white Puerto Rican, though,

if you can't tell from my accent.

But don't worry, I'm still toxic.

With bad credit and a bitchy attitude.

Probably because I seen the bottom of my mom's chancleta.

More than my father.

[Bit 3]

But I'm tired of people always asking me,

what type of Mexican are you?

I given up, I'm like, I'm the lazy kind.

And the legal kind, bitch.

[Bit 4]

This lady I worked the other day, she was like,

if you're Puerto Rican, have you ever stabbed anybody?

I was like, no, I never stabbed anyone today.

I'm about to stab you next, bitch, if you keep talking.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Nike's slogan could be sweatshop management.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I saw a Billboard on the way over here.

setupIt had Nike slogan on it, just do it.

setupAnd I thought, that makes fucking sense.

setupCause all I picture were kids in sweatshops

punchlineand their boss yelling at them, just do it!

tagJust fucking do it!