KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

Set 3 · Episode 684

Jeremy

Golden Ticket

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 30:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, I can't wait to lose my virginity.

The toughest part about losing in Virginia

is saving up all the money to pay for it.

[Bit 2]

I already know what flavor I'm gonna get too, black.

That's the freakiest flavor according to Siri.

Siri who's got two thumbs

and got a bad case of jungle fever, this guy.

[Bit 3]

Austin's got a lot of homeless people.

She should just stay with your mom like me.

It's way cheaper.

[Bit 4]

What's the problem about staying with your mom though is her boyfriend Jerry.

I'm going to kill this fucking guy.

I've legit thought about it.

Here's my impression of my mom's boyfriend, Jerry,

fucking her.

"Oh, oh, I'm fucking gay, I'm gay.

"I'm gay, but I fucking, I fuck pussy."

[Bit 5]

I know a lot of people, I know a lot of people,

I know a lot of people who say,

"Oh, you look like a guy that goes to the Paralympics

"just to heckle the, just to heckle all of them."

That's, I mean, it'd be like,

"Oh, I should give you a standing ovation?

You can't even get up and give me one.

[Bit 6]

Hey, there's so many handicap.

How many handicap people you think they're at the Paralympics?

Every time I watch it,

every time I watch the Paralympics,

I was like, "Am I watching an episode of Kill Tony?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Losing your virginity implies a romantic encounter, but reveals paying a prostitute.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo, I can't wait to lose my virginity.

setupThe toughest part about losing in Virginia

punchlineis saving up all the money to pay for it.