Christina Mariani

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 59:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was really nervous, so I had a few drinks,

and then I drove here.

And I don't know why they say your reaction times

are slower when you drive drunk,

'cause I hit those kids just fine.

[Bit 2]

I'm not super sexually experienced but you know I met a guy that I wanted to hook up

with and but I was nervous so I asked my friend for advice. I go so what should I

do you know in bed during a one-night stand and she just looks at me and she's

She's like, "What do you mean you're a girl?

Just starfish."

I was like, "All right, huh?

Sounds exotic.

What's that?"

And she was like, "Exactly what it sounds like."

So you know, later that night I meet up with the guy and, you know, I'm just...

And he's like, he's like into it, right?

He's like, oh, this is hot.

And I'm like.

- Head, go head, finish it.

- No, this is Patrick.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Slower reaction times while drunk implies missed hazards, but reveals children were struck precisely.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was really nervous, so I had a few drinks,

setupand then I drove here.

setupAnd I don't know why they say your reaction times

setupare slower when you drive drunk,

punchline'cause I hit those kids just fine.