2022-11-22

Set 2 · Episode 584

Leonardo Joni

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.08 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.42 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm a conspiracy theorist.

Anybody else in here like the truth?

I don't trust the government for shit.

I don't care what they tell me.

They're like, "Hey, you should drink eight glasses

of water a day."

I'm like, "Why?

What's in the water?

Is this why everybody's gay?

'Cause I'm not having it, you understand?"

Some of you guys are like, "But I'm gay.

Stop drinking the tap water.

What do you want me to tell you?"

[Bit 2]

I used to believe in UFOs.

Anybody believe in UFOs?

Aliens, yeah.

I was right there with you.

And then Hillary Clinton said they're real.

And I said, nope, those shits are demons.

No wonder they're so into anal.

[Bit 3]

You guys upset that that vaccine's not working?

- I was pretty disappointed.

You know, I made a lot of plans.

I signed my dad up for his fifth booster,

but the fucker's still alive.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Government distrust implies a major conspiracy, but reveals refusal to drink water over a gay theory.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm a conspiracy theorist.

setupAnybody else in here like the truth?

setupI don't trust the government for shit.

setupI don't care what they tell me.

setupThey're like, "Hey, you should drink eight glasses

setupof water a day."

setupI'm like, "Why?

setupWhat's in the water?

punchlineIs this why everybody's gay?

tag'Cause I'm not having it, you understand?"

tagSome of you guys are like, "But I'm gay.

tagStop drinking the tap water.

tagWhat do you want me to tell you?"