
KILL TONY #584 - RYAN LONG + CHRIS FAGA
2022-11-22
Set 3 · Episode 584
Michael Francis
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density
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Skips to 41:09 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I really came here. Not even expecting to get on the stage.
I seen a bunch of white people outside and was like, "It looks like I could just sell
them some weed."
So, I ended up on this stage.
[Bit 2]
I got three daughters.
Women, that's what they teach me about the most.
Same, same, same, same.
Hey, you've never been in the car with four women hungry at the same time
straight bitches
[Bit 3]
And uh, I'm big no boys
There's no boys - so my daughter came home one day. She said daddy. I
Think I like girls. Oh
My heart
- What up?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Coming to a venue implies attending a show, but reveals a plan to sell drugs to the crowd.”
Joke Type
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setupI really came here. Not even expecting to get on the stage.
setupI seen a bunch of white people outside and was like, "It looks like I could just sell
punchlinethem some weed."
tagSo, I ended up on this stage.