Adrian Seville

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So I like to read books, all kinds of books.

The only kind I don't like are erotic fiction books.

See, I prefer erotic nonfiction.

I need to know that shit really happened.

[Bit 2]

One time I read that JFK's wedding ring

got stuck in Marilyn Monroe's pussy.

But I know that guy's right-handed.

Just didn't add up.

[Bit 3]

So it's currently the Catholic holiday of Lent,

which means I'm supposed to give something up for 40 days.

So I think I'm going to give up paying back my loans.

They should have thought twice before they lent me shit.

[Bit 4]

I used to get high with an Indian guy named Mandeep.

I'm sure you could guess how every freaking conversation went.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Erotic fiction implies arousal from invention, but reveals requiring documented sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I like to read books, all kinds of books.

setupThe only kind I don't like are erotic fiction books.

punchlineSee, I prefer erotic nonfiction.

tagI need to know that shit really happened.