2020-03-16
Set 12 · Episode 441
Alison Vestano
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·3.33 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.54 punch density·3.33 tag density
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Skips to 1:44:08 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- Okay, my name's Teresa.
How big would you say my dick is?
- I'd say it's like a girthy five.
- I want an answer out of my number
'cause I wanna know the balance.
I'm just curious.
And I want your honest guess here.
- Like just like right now,
how big I think your dick is?
- I just want your guess.
You don't have to be statistically correct.
- I feel like I'm not as good at this as I made it seem.
- Go ahead.
Just give it a guess.
I'm just curious.
- I'll give you six, dude.
- Yeah, all right, well.
- I won't, I won't.
- I'll give it to you.
- I think my style may be deceptive.
It's okay though.
You'll give me six.
- Someone said they'll go seven.
- Yeah, that's-- - Anyone else?
- Do we hear any more?
- How do you think-- - Do we hear eight?
- How do you think that lady ended up
with a broken neck in the first place?
- Oh, you just made it.
She's in pain right now.
She just laughed, and she goes, "Ow!"
God damn right.
Yeah, you're right. It's like that.
That's how wide it is. You're right.
Absolutely.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Offering inches can mean guessing size or offering sex.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setup- Okay, my name's Teresa.
setupHow big would you say my dick is?
setup- I'd say it's like a girthy five.
setup- I want an answer out of my number
setup'cause I wanna know the balance.
setupI'm just curious.
setupAnd I want your honest guess here.
setup- Like just like right now,
setuphow big I think your dick is?
setup- I just want your guess.
setupYou don't have to be statistically correct.
setup- Go ahead.
setupJust give it a guess.
setupI'm just curious.
punchline- I'll give you six, dude.
tag- Yeah, all right, well.
tag- I won't, I won't.
tag- I'll give it to you.