Eli Smith

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.45 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 28:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Depression is a son of a bitch.

You guys should know I just don't talk

about my mother, Willy Nilly.

[Bit 2]

But it's 2020, I feel like if you're not going through

some shit right now, then I can't fucking trust you.

[Bit 3]

Best way to tell though if someone is depressed

is by the length of their pubes.

Like if you got a Bob Ross fro going down there,

you definitely have moderate to severe depression.

Maybe you got a nice dew, a sick fade going on.

You might be doing okay right now,

but that shit's gonna grow out.

That's how depression works.

The worst one though is if you meet someone

and they got us shaved down to the skin.

I like to call that the, "Why won't you love me anymore?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Depression being a bitch implies an insult, but reveals a mother insult.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupDepression is a son of a bitch.

setupYou guys should know I just don't talk

punchlineabout my mother, Willy Nilly.