2020-03-16

Set 8 · Episode 441

Geiger

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.12 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.12 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So, it's 2020.

Marijuana's fucking legal, right?

Okay, so here's the deal.

I'm a '90s stoner.

I smoke dirt weed and Mexican weed,

but my brother-in-law comes over the other night,

shows up at the house.

Bags, different bags, different bags.

I'm like, what the fuck are these?

I got some dabs, I got glass, I got keef.

The fuck is keef?

So hey, he pours it out on the counter.

Holy shit.

You scientists, stoner nerds, learn how to fucking

create THC, where I can snort it.

Fuck yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Modern marijuana becomes so extreme that old stoners treat it like cocaine.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupSo, it's 2020.

setupMarijuana's fucking legal, right?

setupI'm a '90s stoner.

setupI smoke dirt weed and Mexican weed,

setupbut my brother-in-law comes over the other night,

setupshows up at the house.

setupBags, different bags, different bags.

setupI'm like, what the fuck are these?

setupI got some dabs, I got glass, I got keef.

setupThe fuck is keef?

setupSo hey, he pours it out on the counter.

setupHoly shit.

setupYou scientists, stoner nerds, learn how to fucking

punchlinecreate THC, where I can snort it.

tagFuck yeah.