Michael Lare

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.10 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just want a microphone.

I tell you now, I'm secure safely

secure safely to my power chair by a bar plug.

If I start coming right back,

then don't count towards my time.

[Bit 2]

I shouldn't only come once every six months

or whenever I can make it to the dentist.

[Bit 3]

You know what? I don't know what it is about doctor's offices that make me come so hard.

All I know is this nurse is gonna need a new pair of Crocs.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A chair safety plug implies equipment security, but reveals sexual arousal risk.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just want a microphone.

setupI tell you now, I'm secure safely

setupsecure safely to my power chair by a bar plug.

setupIf I start coming right back,

punchlinethen don't count towards my time.