Mike Bentley

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 46:16 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was asked where I stand on abortion.

I said in the lobby, "Waiting."

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend said, "I masturbate too much."

I said, "I'll be out in a minute."

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend's cool. She likes to be choked during sex.

I hope.

[Bit 4]

I was helping, I was working at a restaurant

and I was helping a nice black couple during my shift.

I said, "Let me know if you guys have any questions

"about the menu."

I said, "Yeah, what's the old fashioned cheeseburger?"

I said, "It's a regular cheeseburger.

"You just can't eat it in this section."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Standing on abortion can mean political position or physical waiting location.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI was asked where I stand on abortion.

punchlineI said in the lobby, "Waiting."