Rudy Ortega

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Enjoy this moment.

Here we are one day.

We won't be here.

Always and forever, just like FedEx.

That's why the employee's giving away his t-shirts

because he's knowing it's going out of business.

[Bit 2]

I'm crouching because I'm a troll, an internet.

[Bit 3]

Some things I like to masturbate to are Instagram hashtags.

For example, teachers from San Diego.

Look at my kids, they're studying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Human impermanence is like shipping because both promise always and forever.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupEnjoy this moment.

setupHere we are one day.

setupWe won't be here.

punchlineAlways and forever, just like FedEx.

tagThat's why the employee's giving away his t-shirts

tagbecause he's knowing it's going out of business.