Gabriel Kerr

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Skips to 17:14 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I saw an ad on a porn site recently,

and there's just a guy standing there

by himself, completely naked, right?

And he's got his dick in one hand,

and a Pringles party stack can in the other.

And they're the same size.

So now I'm not watching porn, obviously.

I'm googling how big that fucking Pringles can is.

Save you guys the trouble.

16 inches.

That's a lot of fucking Pringles.

Do the mat on that.

That's two 8-inch dicks.

That's two good dicks.

I feel like you guys need a visual.

I could stand here tonight with that Pringles can and fuck it.

And then another guy with the same size dick as me could fuck the other side.

And there'd still be a stack of Pringles in the center.

And it'd be safe to eat.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A penis beside packaging implies comparison, but reveals matching enormous size.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI saw an ad on a porn site recently,

setupand there's just a guy standing there

setupby himself, completely naked, right?

setupAnd he's got his dick in one hand,

setupand a Pringles party stack can in the other.

punchlineAnd they're the same size.