Set 3 · Episode 709
Miles Johnson
Bucket PullBlackManLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·2.67 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·2.67 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
This is an impression of a guy
who's trying to be threatening,
but he forgot his gun.
All right, here it is.
Are we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal?
You wanna take it here, dipshit?
Shit like that.
[Bit 2]
I've been jerking my dick crazy.
I've been watching these J.O.I. videos.
Have you guys seen these?
J.O.I.
Yeah, alright, a lot of guys playing Ray Charles right now.
That's alright.
That's all good.
It's cool, it's always white ladies though.
I notice it's always white ladies in the J.O.I. videos.
Short for jerk-off instruction, by the way.
For cowards and women, it's short for jerk-off instruction.
All right.
Can I finish it? -Yeah.
-Okay.
I think it's always white ladies in the J-O-I videos.
I think it'd be cool if it was an old black lady.
Don't hit "Beat your dick off" now, baby.
Come on now.
Mm-hmm. Come on, baby. Mm-hmm.
You're doing all this J-O-I.
You need to get a J-O-B.
That's what you needed, your nasty-ass, little freaky-dicky-ass mother.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Threatening someone implies danger, but reveals forgetting a weapon.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupThis is an impression of a guy
setupwho's trying to be threatening,
punchlinebut he forgot his gun.
tagAll right, here it is.
tagAre we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal?
tagYou wanna take it here, dipshit?
tagShit like that.