Beaster McGillicuddy

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Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.44 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- Try saying that name in bed, huh?

Anyways, nothing gives you a boner

like having the name of a small orphan boy, right?

[Bit 2]

Recently, every guy on a dating app

tells me that I look like a crystal girl.

They never really specify what type of crystal.

We talkin' rose quartz or street rock did.

There's only a small difference, you know?

[Bit 3]

The men I date are usually really disappointed

when they find out that I do have a relationship

with my father.

They're like, damn, this bitch just doesn't fuck.

[Bit 4]

My friends keep telling me

that I'm starting to sound like an ableist.

Not really sure how I can sound like an ableist

if I don't even know what the fuck that means.

Fucking retards.

[Bit 5]

It's been hard doing stand-up comedian as a woman.

You hand a white lady a microphone

and people flee like cockroaches

when you turn the lights on.

[Bit 6]

I swear I'm not here to explain

the proper use of pronouns, right?

Ma'am, sir, get the fuck out of here.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a name's effect in bed implies sexiness, but reveals it sounds like a small orphan boy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Try saying that name in bed, huh?

setupAnyways, nothing gives you a boner

punchlinelike having the name of a small orphan boy, right?