Danny Guerrero

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 43:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Hey, I'm fucking crazy, bro.

You're getting a fire with me, man.

and you'll fuck around and leave with 12 hickies on your neck.

Yeah, you may have whooped my ass,

but I just ruined your marriage of 10 years.

Try explaining that to your girl when you get home.

I don't know, babe, I started swinging.

This guy just latched onto my neck.

[Bit 2]

I'm fucking lonely, guys.

Just earlier today, bro, I picked up a scam likely call.

So, hey, man, I'll give you the last word with my soul,

if you just asked me how my day was.

Pretend you care a little bit and you can have it all.

[Bit 3]

Been doing a bunch of gay shit, bro, a lot of gay shit.

I just started wearing my seatbelt last week.

I just wanna be held, please.

Somebody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a physical fight implies punches, but reveals hickies as the weapon deployed.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Hey, I'm fucking crazy, bro.

setupYou're getting a fire with me, man.

punchlineand you'll fuck around and leave with 12 hickies on your neck.